Go Tell It on the Mountain: God’s Green Crack is Here at Our Online Dispensary
A rare gift from above, God’s Green Crack weed is a well-balanced — but very potent — hybrid strain of 55% indica and 45% sativa, created from marrying two of the strongest strains on the market: God Bud and Green Crack.
Origin of God’s Green Crack
It’s better than the bible’s six-day Creation story. It’s even better than the Adam and Eve narrative. It’s almost better than the birth of the Baby Jesus nativity, for crying out loud. At least in terms of its effects.
We’re talking about God’s Green Crack — a premium bud proudly brought to you by Jordan of the Islands in lovely British Columbia. It was bred through the miraculous combination of God Bud and Green Crack.
God Bud is the indica hero in this wonder duo, and is where you get your body high and eventual good sleep.
Commonly used to treat symptoms of insomnia, microdosing this heavyweight can also help with increasing appetite and calming the nerves.
Its partner in crime is Green Crack, known for its energizing “head high.”
A sweet mango-fruity treat that eases chronic fatigue, stress and depression that, when balanced out with God’s Bud, begets a power flower: God’s Green Crack.
It gives you the best of both highs: one that starts you off with energy and creative focus then ties it all up with a good wind-down and peaceful slumber.
Characteristics of God’s Green Crack
God’s Green Crack consists of mint- to forest-green nugs that take on a deeper purple, almost grape-like colour as they reach late maturation, and are tightly formed into miniature pyramid-like shapes.
The super-dense buds come frosted with a lovely coating of translucent amberish-white trichomes and orange pistils.
Break it apart and aromas of citrus, tangy fruits — think gorgeous lime and plum combined with a rich tropical mango and slight eucalyptus — are unleashed upon you.
Cannabis buddies report the scent is also reminiscent when smoking it, although with a hint of spicy earth or a woodsy-sagey herbal flavour.
Appropriate for all cannabis buddies, from newbies up to more experienced sages, God’s Green Crack THC content ranges anywhere between 19% and 28% on average.
This strain is such a tasty and overall great high, it would make a stupendous flower choice to make shatter.
But if the manufacturing process is too much for you, we happen to have some of God’s Green Crack shatter available right here, in Canada’s number one mail order marijuana dispensary.
Terpenes are responsible for the beautiful flavours and aromas our buds bring to us. Here’s the list of terpenes you’ll find in God’s Green Crack and how they make this miracle bud live up to its name.
Weed that’s strong in myrcene terpenes usually has a synergic effect, with a high THC content to relieve stress, feel light-headed and get couch-locked.
The proverbial “essential oil” of the sativa strain, this terpene has a widely varied flavour profile that’s described as earthy and floral to citrusy and musky — or even spicy.
Pinene is secreted through cannabis trichomes and can smell “herby”: think fresh basil, oregano, and sage. Heavenly!
Other good news about this terpene is it’s currently undergoing deeper research based on anecdotal evidence that it has anti-inflammatory, pain relieving and anti-anxiety properties.
This terpene offers up a flowery fragrance that leads up to a comforting spicy taste on the exhale.
Linalool also gives you some serious relaxation to combat stress, tension, mild depression and anxiety.
Here is a terpene that delivers the euphoria that God’s Green Crack is known for: it’s mind-calming. It’s also known as an antioxidant and anti-anxiety remedy.
Humulene gives off an earthy, herby aroma and spicy flavour.
The lowest on the terpene list because of its rarity, terpinolene offers the most unique scent and taste.
With terpinolene you’ll find a wide range of scents that can include apple, lilac, or earthy pine. Its taste has been described from floral-sweet to nutmeg-spicy. Essentially, terpinolene delivers it all, and has been noted to calm the mind and reduce hypertension.
Found in the resin glands of God’s Green Crack, limonene is an aromatic cannabis terpene found in citrus fruit pulp and peel.
The citrusy, floral and sweet smell coming from your bud is limonene in action. Limonene has been reported to help ease stress, depression and inflammation.
Known for its herby-woody smell and sweet fruity taste, ocimene delivers the uplifting, energizing quality so many buddies love with God’s Green Crack.
Effects of God’s Green Crack
God’s Green Crack is unique in that the indica-sativa blend works together to deliver effects good for both body and mind: It relaxes the muscles from any tension, and lifts the mood from any stress or worry. Enjoy it as a mood enhancer early on, then as a sleep aid after the party ends.
Many cannabis buddies report the following positive effects:
- Focused energy
- Deeply relaxing
- Soothes muscular aches and pains
Overall, God’s Green Crack offers a balanced experience that slowly builds in the head to give an uplifting, euphoric high and a boost of energy, all while gently relaxing the body for hours and right into bedtime.
Other Common Medicinal Uses
While there haven’t been any clinical studies conducted on God’s Green Crack, this legendary herb is anecdotally known to treat the conditions and illnesses that manifest these symptoms:
- Chronic fatigue
- Phantom limb pain
- Muscle spasms
- ADD or ADHD
- Headaches and migraines
- Nausea or appetite loss
- Stress and anxiety
As with any bud, there can be too much of a good thing. Some cannabis buddies who have used God’s Green Crack with adverse side effects report the following:
- Extreme thirst and dry mouth
Remember that these negative effects are rare, and can vary in intensity and duration from each person and patient. Be mindful to start low and go slow when trying a new bud for the first couple of times.
Experienced buddies also suggest pairing up with someone or several people you trust who can watch over you and ensure any negative side effects stay in check.
It’s also wise to have at least one person stay sober to take control as necessary if anyone experiences side effects warranting medical attention. Cases like this very rarely occur, but we want all our cannabis buddies to stay safe.
God’s Green Crack: What’s the Word on the Street?
First-person reviews all chime in with similar feedback, with most ratings giving the flower 5 stars. Here are some examples:
“OK so I am not a religious person but I thank God for this Green Crack. Very nice bud, aroma and tasty! Give this strain a try for yourself and whether you are religious or not, you will thank God!”
~Brian N (verified owner) – July 11, 2019
“Amazing colours throughout the dense buds! Exceptional quality! Always been a huge fan of this strain and these buds are impressive. Quality cure! Thanks!”
~Hoffman (verified owner) – March 20, 2020
“The strain has a light hearted citrus taste, very calming and thought provoking, but also relaxing on the body.”
~Labissiere – August 18, 2020
“Love this strain! If I’m in the mood to get things done or be around people, I can burn through a bowl and go about my day with a calm, yet uplifted feeling.”
~Scott C (verified owner) – August 3, 2021
God’s Green Crack: What more can we say about this almost-holy flower? The balanced indica-dominant hybrid creates a physical calm that doesn’t overshadow the buoyant, happy sativa. It productively carries you through the day feeling focused and energized, and then helps you settle in and chillout for relaxing and restful downtime.
Plus, its wide-ranging and unique flavour profile makes it a killer choice for shatter.